The Speed Round is unique because it hits on a diverse level of topics, each vital to society in their own way. Today’s episode certainly delivered .
Getting things started, The Chicks on the Right and Rob Kendall did an examination of a new poll which showed what any rational thinking person already knew: Bernie Sanders is going to kill down ballot Democrats in 2020. Granted, the poll was done for Michael Bloomberg, but the results shouldn’t surprise anyone.
This spawned a conversation about how Bloomberg plans to attack tonight’s debate, which naturally branched into a discussion about how Elizabeth Warren kicked him in the testicles during their last encounter. This quickly devolved into speculation on the the size his testicles, which are now referred to as “Noodicles” (as Daisy spells it), or “Neuticles” (how Mock thinks it should be), or “Nudeicles” (Rob’s preference…naturally). Eventually it was decided that since Daisy invented the word, the trio would default to her spelling.
Mock felt she was best to address the issue, as her husband is short. “I have a very short husband…and they’re (his Noodicles) are fine,” the veteran Noodicle examiner exclaimed.
The Speed Round drew to a close by remembering legendary mafioso John Franzese, who passed away at 103. A moment of silence was held for Franzese, who among other contributions to society, helped fund the making of the movie Deep Throat.
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