White Glamour Model & Husband Who ‘Identify as Black’ Claim Children Will be Born with Dark Skin

So a couple of caucasian morons in the U.K. who identify as “black” say doctors told them their children will be born with dark skin.

Newly married couple, model Martina Big, 30, from Germany and Michael Eurwen, 31 have both had tanning injections, using Melanotan, a synthetic hormone, to darken the skin. 

Martina Big, hit the headlines previously due to her plastic surgery, which took her breasts to a 32S. 

So basically, she’s into the ‘natural look’ and definitely NOT intentionally turning herself into a carnival side-show attraction.

Big and her hubby are apparently taking all the neccesary steps to ensure the physical health of their future child.

“We have also discussed about breast feeding and if it is safe for me to have a baby,” said Big.

Yes, the poor kid will be eternally screwed up emotionally and mentally, but breast feeding isn’t a problem. 

Hammer and Nigel have more in today’s edition of “Is This Anything?”