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Cory Booker’s in love, he’s in love, he’s in love, he’s in love, he’s in love with a wonderful person who sports female genitalia!
Booker, who is NOT gay, spilled the beans during a visit with Ellen DeGeneres, who IS gay!
Just who is this new squeeze of Booker’s who is also a woman? Rosario Dawson!
Need a moment to catch your breath? No? Me neither.
Anyhow, here’s what heterosexual Cory Booker had to say on the matter:
“She was wonderful and she’s just an incredible human being.”
Golly, I wonder how he feels about her in the present tense?
According to Fox News, Booker is also aware that balancing in a relationship while campaigning will be a challenging task.
Whew, thank God Booker understands the complexities of running for office while also dating a woman who happens to be female.
“As our relationship grows it’s difficult, but she is such a deeply soulful person,” he revealed. “[She] has taught me a lot of lessons about love already. That sometimes, you show the greatest strength when you make yourself vulnerable.”
Editor’s note: Oh good, a ‘sensitive’ man who feels comfortable being vulnerable with his emotions wants to be the President. That’ll be a real asset in negotiating with North Korea. We all know the key to effective foreign policy is more hugs, hand-holding, and whispering of ‘sweet nothings.’
“She really has this nurturing spirit that’s made me more courageous, not just in the love that I project and want to see in our country, but I think even in our own personal relationships to love more fearlessly,” he continued. “So, I’m very, very blessed to be with somebody that makes me a better person.”
Editor’s note: Yeah, we’re screwed if he makes it into the Oval Office.
Meanwhile, Cory had no comment on the man who accused him of sexual assault in late 2018.
The Chicks on the Right discuss the sensitive side of Cory Booker – Man in Love – in the clip below.