Killer Zombie Pee Goats from Hell Are Thirsting for Your Urine
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With people routinely relieving themselves on various hiking trails at the park, located in Washington state’s Olympic Peninsula, the goats developed an insatiable thirst for urine, which serves as a strong source of salt and minerals, according to experts.
The result? Well, in one case it was death. A hiker was gored to death at the park in 2010.
WIBC hosts the Chicks on the Right broke down the details in today’s edition of Uncooped:
Mock:
“They’re blindfolded and put into these specially-made slings. Can you imagine what this looks like?”
Daisy:
“They’re probably blinding them because they don’t want them to see the people, break free and attack because they’re craving their urine. These are killer Zombie pee goats from hell and they want our urine.”
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