(photo: Manatee County Sheriff’s Department)   Angered with the way her boyfriend “cut the meat and potatoes for their dinner,” a Florida Woman punched her boyfriend the face and then spit at him, according to a police report that was published by The Smoking Gun. Kimberly Jean Carroll, 55-year-old who we’re guessing suffers from OCD was arrested last […]

(Scott Olson/Getty Images)   Life in the 21st Century is tough going at times, and many Americans struggle with the oppressive levels of stress that are associated with living in modern society. Single parents grapple with the responsibility of being the sole primary caretaker and financial provider for the family. Cancer patients wrestle against a horrific disease […]

  (John Lamparski / Contributor/Getty Images) Democrats’ hatred for President Donald Trump has pushed them into full-blown “Bush Planned 9/11, America Never Went to the Moon” conspiracy territory now. You thought the moment the Left had separated from reality was when they started yelling at the sky? Wrong-O!  Case in Point: Nicole Wallace, MSNBC Media Personality and Budding […]

(Prykhodov/Getty Images) Oh Google, you naughty little lovable liberals. Are you up to no good again on that whole ‘censorship and election interference’ thing? We’ve talked about this kind of behavior before, haven’t we? You’re in for the longest time out of your life when your father gets home. Now The Feel-Good Facts: Dr. Robert Epstein, an author, […]

(Tsekhmister/Getty Images)   Rep. Rashida Tlaib has determined that a $15 per hour minimum wage is wholly and completely inappropriate in our current American economy. Therefore, she has withdrawn her support from the “Fight for 15” movement and redirected her focus to bullying job creators into paying out $20 per hour. Now, let me tell you something before […]

(Rick Friedman / Contributor/Getty Images) Accused pedophile and disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein was found injured inside his cell at a New York City jail Wednesday, according to multiple reports from NBC 4 New York and numerous other media outlets.  Epstein, who is being held in Metropolitan Correctional Center during his trial, was found semi-conscious with marks on his neck. […]

(Win McNamee/Getty Images) Attention, please! Rep. Ilhan Omar requests the pleasure of your mental focus for a moment so that she might issue the following safety message: Americans should be much more fearful of all them white fellas out there.  Editor’s Note: Especially really old and frequently befuddled white, socialist millionaires bearing promises of ‘free […]

(Screen Capture: YouTube.com/Grabien)   Know The Warning Signs and Symptoms: Sudden NUMBNESS or weakness of the face, arm, or leg, especially on one side of the body. Sudden TROUBLE WALKING, dizziness, loss of balance or coordination. Sudden CONFUSION, trouble speaking or understanding speech. Yep, that last one cinches it. Robert Mueller was clearly having a stroke in the […]

(YouTube.com/Josh Weather)       Evel Knievel jumped the fountains at Caesar’s Palace: Gary Wells jumped 12 semis at Colorado National Speedway: This dude rode a Lime scooter across five lanes of traffic on a Dallas freeway: I now understand what true bravery looks like. Not all heroes wear capes (or helmets, apparently). Okay, so […]

(Screen Capture: YouTube.com/CatersClips)   This is one of those stories that makes me feel SO good –  especially since I’m NOT the one doing the push-ups.  From The Daily Mail: A six-year-old boy who has been dubbed the ‘Chechen Schwarzenegger’ has set two world records after doing 4,618 press-ups in a row.    Rahim Kurayev drew a large audience […]