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(Chip Somodevilla / Staff / Getty Images) Former bartender Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aka the ‘Socialist Sweetheart,’ aka ‘Porridge Brains,’ aka ‘who teaches this imbecile how to breathe?’ has an all-new title in Washington DC: ‘Pompous Little Twit.’ Congratulations, AOC. We’ll have your new business cards printed at once and change out the plaque on your desk. Rep. […]
(Stefan Zaklin / Stringer / Getty Images) Fox News’ Tucker Carlson is not backing down and has no intention of “bowing to the mob.” Media Matters for Morons… err… America has released more ancient audio of Carlson from various appearances on the “Bubba the Love Sponge Show.” The second batch of audio recordings – which have been […]
(Michael S. Schwartz / Contributor / Getty Images) Fox News’ Tucker Carlson is refusing to apologize after a series of past comments about ‘offensive’ comments about women surfaced in a YouTube compilation by – go figure – Media Matters for America. According to media reports, the comments occured during call-in segments on the “Bubba the Love Sponge Show” between 2006 […]
(Paul Bruinooge / Contributor / Getty Images) After an unfortunate legal challenge that reached the Supreme Court last month, the Hammer and Nigel show has released ‘fake’ Morgan Freeman from his contract and hired ‘fake’ Tom Brokaw to read the latest round of Trump Tweets. God willing, WIBC won’t receive a ‘Cease and Desist’ this time […]
(Photo provided by the Lebanon Police Dept.) The Indianapolis Star reported over the weekend that Linda Nielsen, wife of Boone County Sheriff Mike Nielsen, was the individual who initially posted an offensive 2-year-old Facebook comment by now former Lebanon Police Chief Tyson Warmoth. Nielson said she captured the since-deleted comment in February 2017 in response to alleged […]
(RONALDO SCHEMIDT / Staff/Getty Images) From NBC 4, Los Angeles: Drivers east of Los Angeles faced an unusual snag during the Thursday morning drive. Light blue boxes of Modelo were scattered on and below a freeway overpass when a beer truck crashed over the side of the road. The shipment of Modelo Especial spilled from the […]
(Photo provided by the Lebanon Police Dept.) Let’s start with the so-called “facts”: From WISH-TV: The Lebanon chief of police has been removed from office and will serve the department in the patrol division after a comment he made on Facebook in 2017 resurfaced, the department said Friday via social media. Tyson Warmoth became chief […]
(Brooks Kraft/Getty Images) Bad news for her majesty, “Pansuit Patty.” CNN doesn’t think she has what it takes to win to be president – regardless of how many times she gets up to bat. CNN, the formerly credible one-time “news” network, has released its “power rankings’ of Democrats most likely to get their party’s Presidential […]
(Aaron Rapoport / Contributor/Getty Images) An Ohio bar owner is facing an assault charge after video emerged of him allegedly attacking one of his female employees. The footage, which was allegedly captured last Thursday, shows Dale Dean Suter, who runs the Walnut Saloon in Findlay, grabbing bartender Connie Reed during a dispute over signage at the business, her daughter says. […]
(CQ Archive/Getty Images) Not sure if you heard, but Indianapolis has a little problem with potholes. Actually, it’s more than a ‘little’ problem, it’s a national disaster. Actually, it’s less than a national disaster, it’s an annoying, rim-destroying nightmare that has daily commuters more than bit pissed. Alas, “Pothole Joe” has finally offered an explanation as […]