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U.S. President-elect Joe Biden took time out from his busy nap schedule Tuesday to list off his top goals for conquering the pandemic.

Speaking from his headquarters in Wilmington, Delaware, Biden read the entire speech without even calling for a “line” ONCE!

Joe Biden’s Plan to Conquer COVID:

Step 1: Distribute vaccines that were created via Trump’s “Operation Warp Speed.”

Step 2: Reopen schools – something President Trump, Vice President Mike Pence, even Dr. Anthony Fauci have been advocating for months.

Step 3: Encourage mask-wearing “where possible” – just like the Trump administration has been advocating for months.

Notice anything about Biden’s plan? Like how it sounds EXACTLY like President Trump’s plan!

Yes, Biden is back to his old law school tactics – writing his name on other students’ essays.

Federal Mask Mandate:

Biden said he would impose a nationwide mandate requiring people to wear masks in federal buildings, on federal lands, and during interstate travel.

Biden also said he would ask the American public to voluntarily wear masks for 100 days.

“As a new president, I’m going to speak directly to the American people. See what I’m saying now: ‘We need your help. Wear a mask for just 100 days’.”

Small tip, Joe. That coughing into your hand during speeches about limiting the transmission of COVID-19 thing? Not a good look, chief.

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