Joe Biden might not be the ‘official’ president of the United States quite yet, but there’s no reason he can’t get a headstart on validating concerns about his inability to make wise decisions as Commander-in-Chief.
Non-President Biden announced Monday that one of the top members of his Coronavirus task force will be none other than Oncologist Dr. Zeke Emanuel, the man who argued in a 2014 essay that it’s preferable to die before the age of 75.
Fun Fact: Non-President Joe Biden is 77-years-old, so he’s WAY PAST his expiration date, according to Zeke.
Here’s a Heartwarming Sample of Dr. Zeke’s Essay:
“Since 1960, however, increases in longevity have been achieved mainly by extending the lives of people over 60. Rather than saving more young people, we are stretching out old age,” Emanuel wrote in the Atlantic.
Do you hear that, old people who were promised by Democrats that single-payer healthcare would not lead to “death panels?” Quit stretching out your life and get to dying NOW! Chop! Chop!
Further, quit treating Florida like it’s ‘Heaven’s Waiting Room.” The population is growing fast, we’ve got millions of illegal immigrants we intend to grant citizenship to, and available real estate is tough to find in this market. Clear out your condo and be dead by Friday.
More Wisdom From Dr. Zeke’s Delightful Essay:
“Americans seem to be obsessed with exercising, doing mental puzzles, consuming various juice and protein concoctions, sticking to strict diets, and popping vitamins and supplements, all in a valiant effort to cheat death and prolong life as long as possible.”
Yeah, seniors. Quit leading a healthy lifestyle and start clogging up hospitals and doctor’s offices for treatment of diseases that can be prevented by leading a healthy lifestyle!
“Dying at 75 will not be a tragedy. Indeed, I plan to have my memorial service before I die. And I don’t want any crying or wailing, but a warm gathering…”
Mock & Rob Pro-Tip: Go ahead and have your memorial service after your heart stops pumping and your body turns rancid, Zeke. Trust us, there won’t be crying or wailing at the funeral.
Question for Non-President Joe Biden: You hired a guy who thinks all people should die by the age of 75 as a member of your task force to fight Coronavirus – a disease that primarily kills the elderly? Are you sure that’s the best decision? It sounds like Dr. Zeke Emanuel is much more qualified to serve on the task force that’s trying to figure out how to save Social Security.
Mock and Rob have some additional questions for Non-President Biden in the clip below.
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