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On Saturday, November 7, CNN called Pennsylvania for former vice-president Joe Biden, putting his Electoral College votes over 270 and prompting CNN contributor Van Jones to weep like a little girl who has yet to develop her ability to regulate her emotions. In other words, Van Jones acted like a typical Democrat.

After Anderson Cooper reported the breaking news, he threw it over to Van Jones, who immediately burst turned on the faucets.

Jones’ voice quivers like Jell-O as he replies, “It’s easier to be a parent this morning. It’s easier to be a dad. It’s easier to tell your kids, ‘Character matters. Telling the truth matters. Being a good person matters. It’s a vindication for a lot of people, who have really suffered. You know, ‘I can’t breathe’? That wasn’t just George Floyd. That was a lot of people, that felt they couldn’t breathe.”

Yeah. What a wiener.

“Mock n’ Rob” talked weeping weenie Van Jones on Monday’s show. Click below to listen.