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Celebrities… They’re better than you.

They’re famous. Some of them are talented. And they all have a lot more disposable income than you… at least until the limelight fades and they wind up like MC Hammer, who grew up to become the spokesperson for 3M’s ‘Hammerless’ wall mounts.

Good gig.

Yes, celebrities are not ‘regular’ people, they’re SUPER people. In fact, they’re so endowed by the Almighty Celebrity Creator with perfection and superiority that they’re immune from COVID-19!

How do we know? Because when the stars head to New York for the Video Music Awards this week, Gov. Andrew Cuomo won’t be forcing them to quarantine for two weeks like ‘regular’ people from out of state.

From New York Post:

…VMA musicians, singers and dancers won’t have to follow a state rule to quarantine for 14 days if they come to New York from any of 34 states, including California and Florida, with average COVID infection rates exceeding 10 percent.

Sonofagun! Let’s get us some ‘celebrity cells,’ a sh*tload of discount syringes from Costco, and start injecting each other at once! Then we’ll ALL be superhumans and we can stop wearing these stupid masks!

Yes, and don’t worry about celebrities’ respective entourages smuggling in germs from out of state either.

“The Mayor’s Office of Media and Entertainment and Citywide Events is working in close coordination with the production to ensure guidelines are being followed,” a City Hall spokesperson told the Pst, adding that the NYPD unit will be doing “compliance checks during the production.”

Just think: people wanted New York Governor Andrew Cuomo to run for President. Of course, those people were from out of state too. REAL New Yorkers hope the governor gets hauled away by a ruthless gang of jumbo subway rats.

Speaking of celebrities, WIBC’s Hammer and Nigel have more on the stars’ “VMA Celebrity COVID Exemption” cards in today’s edition of Are You Okay With This?”

Click below to listen, fellow peasant.

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