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Jill Biden, loving and devoted wife of ‘Finger Nippin’ Joe Biden,’ says her husband – a man clearly suffering from cognitive decline – is NOT a man clearly suffering from cognitive decline.

In fact, Joe Biden is so incredibly sharp and on the ball, he even uses “the Zoom!”

Different ‘Zoom.’ That’s ‘Captain Zoom,’ a fella who lives on the moon and drops down to earth once a year to sing you a tune.

Side Note: Any child of the 80s who didn’t get a ‘Captain Zoom’ birthday record or tape at least ONCE had very bad parents and should blame them for every single poor choice you have made in your life. Call your folks up now and let them know. We’ll wait…

Anyway, Jill Biden has been doing the ‘Joe’s Not Nuts’ promotional media tour this week.

“It’s ridiculous,” Jill told NBC’s “Today” on Tuesday. “Joe is on the phone every single minute of the day talking to governors, Nancy Pelosi, he’s on the Zoom, he’s doing fundraisers, doing briefings. He doesn’t stop from 9 in the morning until 11 at night.”

Jill offered the same defense – almost verbatim, including “the Zoom” – of Joe’s superior mental capacity during an interview with ABC’s George Snuffaluffagus.

(skip to 2:20 to avoid the introductory drivel)

WIBC’s The Chicks on the Right weighed in on Jill Biden’s state of denial about her husband’s Alzheimers on Thursday’s show.