Storytime with Hammer and Nigel!
Once upon a time, a woman (who was clearly born and raised in the city) decided to pay a visit to the great state of South Dakota recently and take in the sights!
Granted, there aren’t too many sights in South Dakota to bring in the tourists, but our beloved “unnamed woman traveler” wanted to get up there and see that Mount Rushmore thing before ANTIFA blows it up.
“Unnamed heroic woman traveler from the city” also wanted to see herself some real-life bison since the closest she’s ever been to one of the creatures was a dinner at “Ted’s Montana Grill.”
Sadly, “Unnamed heroic woman traveler from the city who once dined at a ‘Ted’s'” decided to fulfill her bison fantasies by seeing one in the wild rather than a petting zoo (like most normal people).
“Unnamed heroic woman traveler from the city who once dined at a ‘Ted’s’ and prefers bison encounters in the wild rather than petting zoos” got her chance to make a previous bison memory when she and a group of fellow motorcyclists came upon some of the creatures that were blocking their path of travel.
“Unnamed heroic woman traveler from the city who once dined at a ‘Ted’s’ and prefers bison encounters in the wild rather than petting zoos and enjoys traveling en masse with biker folk” decided to right up to a mother bison and calf to introduce herself and grab a few photos!
Things did not go well for our bison-lovin’ hero:
Bottom line: Don’t screw with Bison.
No, seriously. DON’T SCREW WITH BISON! They’re mean. They’re vicious. And they don’t care for compact sedans.
Bison are bastards… Tasty though.
Hammer and Nigel have more in today’s edition of “Is This Anything?”
https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/is-this-anything-1
