There’s a real-life “Sesame Street” theme park near Philadelphia called Sesame Place. It’s a park of childhood wonder, memory-making, and overpriced souvenirs – worthless nicknacks that your kid will lose in the parking lot, prompting him to begin crying hysterically as your overwrought wife screams in your face, kicks a dent in your 10-year-old Caravan and announces to all within earshot, “This is all your fault, you worthless bas*ard! This marriage is a lie, you limp noodled loser! I knew I should have listened to my father. Now, where’s the fuc*ing fudge?”
Anyway, there’s this theme park called “Sesame Place” in Philadelphia and two people are facing charges after they attacked a 17-year-old employee on Sunday, because he reminded them to wear masks. The injuries to the poor kid were so severe that he wound up needing surgery on his jaw.
https://www.fox29.com/video/839103
Investigating officers said the confrontation took place at the Captain Cookie’s High C’s Adventure ride.
Meanwhile, park officials have produced an all-new PSA in the wake of the incident. Hammer and Nigel have the exclusive audio in today’s edition of “Is This Anything?”
https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/is-this-anything-14
