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Hammer and Nigel Records just released their sexiest hit-single yet: “Thighland.”

Inspired by a liberal media that ignores the frequent gaffes of hairy-legged Democratic corpse for President, Joe Biden in order to skewer a simple mispronunciation by Donald Trump, “Thighland” invites the listener on a sexual journey of self-discovery, respect for women, and honor among thighs (whatever the f*** that means).

So grab that Suzanne Sommers Thighmaster from the back of the attic and squeeze along to this week’s chart-topping R&B hit, “Thighland.”