Dr. Anthony Fauci should have been a baseball player because he is one heck of a pitcher – as long as he’s turned approximately 45 degrees away from the batter.
No, the fact is, Anthony Fauci is worse at pitching baseballs than a paraplegic. He’s not much of a doctor either, but that’s a matter for another blog post.
Fauci threw the ceremonial first pitch of the 2020 Major League Baseball season before the Washington Nationals game against the New York Yankees Thursday night. Here’s what happened:
The pitch was so ironically bad that Topps is launching a limited edition trading card of the first pitch offered by Fauci. Orders can be made on the company’s website, but the card will only be for sale for 24 hours. Place your order quickly!
Also, listen to the Chicks on the Right: