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Do you suffer from fever or chills, cough, shortness of breath or difficulty breathing, fatigue, muscle or body aches, headache, new loss of taste or smell, sore throat, congestion or runny nose, nausea or vomiting, diarrhea, trouble breathing, persistent pain or pressure in the chest, new confusion, inability to wake or stay awake, and bluish lips or face?

If so, friend, you could have any one of a myriad of illnesses, which means you DEFINITELY have Coronavirus according to the CDC.

Fret not, however, for there is hope on the horizon – magical hope. Magical drooling llama hope!

Have a look at this majestic creature:

Trouble breathing Persistent pain or pressure in the chest New confusion Inability to wake or stay awake Bluish lips or face

Adorable! Don’t you just want to grit your teeth and squeeze on him?

Llamas in Machu Picchu

Oh, come on! I can’t stand the cuteness!!! Gimmie Llama snuggles!!! Me want llama!!

Alpacas are social herd animals that live in family groups. Alpacas warn the herd about intruders by making sharp, noisy inhalations that sound like a high-pitched bray. The herd may attack smaller predators with their front feet, and can spit and kick. Here this alpaca was getting upset of my approach. This was in Peru

Okay, so they’re not all supermodels. You never had a bad hair day?

Anyway, scientists claim llamas could hold the key to a Coronavirus cure. That’s because these fluffy little stinkers have special antibodies that can be directed against SARS-CoV-2 to help find our way out of the pandemic and get these democrat mayors to open up their cities.

“For reasons that we don’t really understand, these animals make this variant of an antibody that just has fantastic properties,” says Michael P. Rout, a structural biologist at Rockefeller. “It contains the good disease-recognizing parts of a human antibody, packed into a condensed warhead.”

Here’s a video that explains the magical llama nanobodies in the most manner possible. But hey, adorable llama footage!

Pretty cool, right? You didn’t even bother to watch the video, did you?

I gotta find a local breeder for these things. They’re what, about the size of a great dane? I’ll bet they’re a real challenge to groom though.

Please Note: Some neighborhood associations and apartment communities may expressly forbid llamas as housepets. Check the bylaws in your area or rental contract prior to purchase. If they don’t have anything in there specifically about “No llamas,” you’re good to go!

Now, enjoy the pleasing tones of Llama lovers Mock & Daisy in this segment from the Chicks on the Right.

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