Thinker of thoughts and maker of mouth noise Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez knows what’s causing New York City’s spike in crime: mommies and daddies from wholesome families who are just trying to feed their children.
Take a moment if you need and then we’ll proceed with a little something called ‘REALITY.’ Please note, however, that ‘reality’ is anathema to the liberal mind. Therefore, you lefties can stop reading here. You’re beyond the reach of sanity at this point, but know that we love you… With the love of the Lord only.
Okay, persons with functioning frontal lobes, here we go!
So crime has accelerated in New York City at a pace that rivals Indianapolis, and Alexandria Ocasio-Nimrod thought herself up a hypothesis about why:
“Maybe this has to do with the fact that people aren’t paying their rent and are scared to pay their rent and so they go out and they need to feed their child and they don’t have money so… they feel like they either need to shoplift some bread or go hungry,” said the porridge-brained Representative in a run-on sentence.
“Also, I nearly drowned in the shower this morning,” she added.
Okay, we made that last quote up, but t’s probably true.
Here’s the entirety of her drivel:
So basically, AOC believes New York City’s massive number of shootings, murders, stabbings, robberies, muggings, and assaults are due to financial distress.
The Congressional airhead also suggested that cutting more funds from the NYPD would help stem the crime wave.
“The New York City police department has not been defunded,” she said. “These cuts aren’t really real. And again, they haven’t even happened yet.”
Yes, the only sensible way to conquer a skyrocketing crime way is via an inversely proportional reduction in police funding.
Seriously, ya’ll, if AOC was any dumber she could serve as the mayor of Indianapolis. Nah, that’s not realistic. No one could possibly be as dumb as THAT guy.
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