Never underestimate the poor judgment of the YouTube adventure channel host. He, she, or ‘other’ puts himself, herself or ‘other’ in harm’s way on a regular basis for the dual purpose of entertaining the masses and hopefully making a crapload of money if their video goes viral.
Case in Point: Nathaniel “Coyote” Peterson, host of “Brave Wilderness.”
In case you haven’t heard, “Giant Asian Murder Hornets from Hell” – Vespa mandarinia for the scientific eggheads among us – have finally arrived in America! Yes, your father’s generation had The Beetles; we’ve got giant insects that are capable of flying off with small children in their clutches or disposable pets.
These hornets are the size of Buicks and they just started showing up in Washington state last year. And while not aggressive by nature, these two-inch long flying bastards will sting the everlovin’ crap out of you if you piss them off. In fact, they kill roughly 30 people per year.
Perhaps you’re wondering what it feels like to get stung by giant insect with a butcher knife for a tail? Well, Nathaniel “Coyote” Peterson already answered that question in a 2018 episode of “Brave Wilderness.”
Enjoy:
Yeah. Not pleasant.
So be on the lookout for these sumbitches and pray to God that they never make it to the state of Indiana. The last thing we need is for Governor Eric Holcomb to impose another pointless and ineffective quarantine upon us.
Meanwhile, the CDC recommends that Hoosiers prepare by regularly exposing themselves to quality content from the Hammer and Nigel Show – especially today’s edition of “Is This Anything?”
https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/is-this-anything-6
