Yessir, the good times and good news keep right on coming!
Bastion of quality journalism “The Sun” is reporting that giant friggin’ Asian hornets that are invading the U.S. and are likely to cost the already coronavirus-stricken economy several million dollars per year.
“Golly gee, Wally, that doesn’t sound too swell at all!” – Beaver Cleaver, fictional sitcom character.
So just how big are these giant hornets? Preliminary photos suggest you could throw a saddle on ’em and go for a ride.
And because these Giant Asian Hornets are as big as a damn Buick, The insects from hell can also kill with a single sting!
Oh yeah, and experts are also predicting these giant killers that will undoubtedly become a wildly-popular “exotic pet” in the coming months may ALSO have a devastating impact on the already dwindling honeybee population in the U.S.
Have a nice weekend, America. We’re all gonna die.
