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A stern warning has been issued by one Hoosier homeowner who has finally had it with his neighbor’s ‘pooping poultry.’

“Keep your ducks and chicken and guinea fowl put up or they might get hurt!”

Roger Hillenburg told WIBC newsgathering partner RTV-6 that his neighbor’s birds are out most days, running through his and the other neighbors’ yards.

Animal excrement backed up with more than 750 calls on the backlog, but a spokesperson for law enforcement says a call for roaming chickens wouldn’t receive a top priority for an officer run. 

There’s never a cop around when you need one.

WIBC hosts Hammer and Nigel have the hilarious audio of the angry neighbor in the clip below. If you listen to nothing else today, this should be it: