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A Floyd County, Kentucky man is blaming a bad batch of meth for a home break-in carried out by his own cousin!

“Who steals a cheese grater?” burglary victim Mason Tackett asked. “He’s got the works…Lysol… he stole an empty bottle of spray,” he continued. “What got me the most was my soap. He stole my soap! Who steals soap!?”

Neighbors said they saw Tackett’s cousin Phillip Matthew Hagans carrying items from his house.

“When I finally got down here to the house to look and see what happened the door was standing wide open,” said Tackett. “It look like he was packing up for a yard sale when he come out.”

The actual audio of the burglary victim speaking to a local news station combined with commentary from Hammer and Nigel might be the best thing we’ve heard all year.

Click below and check it out in today’s edition of “Is This Anything?”