How An Official Test of The Latest Amorous Female Robot Went Horribly Wrong
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A collector and official tester of “Love Dolls” has revealed he got so carried away with sex robot “Harmony” that he actually “broke” her. Yes, HE BROKE HER!
Apparently, “Brick Dollbanger” (we’re guessing that’s a ‘stage’ name) was so into “Harmony” during one pre-release test drive that he actually broke her gears.
Are sex robots emancipated and able to pursue legal charges against abusive owners? We think “Harmony” has a case.
WIBC hosts the Chicks on the Right discussed Harmony’s plight in today’s edition of Uncooped:
Mock:
“This tester has already spent over $200,000 on sex dolls over the last decade.”
Daisy:
“You can buy a house, but he’s spending that money on sex dolls.”
Mock:
“Harmony costs $10,000, and apparently he was so rough with her that he smashed the gears that make her work…
Oh, and by the way, for those considering a purchase for the holidays, Harmony can tell dirty jokes, she talks, she blinks, she can remember past conversations, she’s a very realistic sex robot.”
Daisy:
“Whoa, whoa. She talks? Okay, that’s it. Burn her. Burn her with fire immediately. I’m thoroughly disturbed in every single way.”
Click the link below to hear the full, unedited edition of today’s Uncooped:
