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Ah, poor little precious liberals are having such a terrible, no good, very bad week.

On Thursday, there was weeping and gnashing of liberal teeth after the FBI released the findings of their investigation into Judge Brett Kavanaugh, which found no evidence to substantiate claims that Brett was indeed the infamous and highly feared dry-humping rapist of the 1980s.


Now comes a new Presidential poll showing Trump’s approval rating is back to 50 percent.

According to Rasmussen Reports, 50 percent of likely voters approve of Trump’s job performance, while 49 percent disapprove. The last time Trump hit the 50 percent mark in the daily tracking poll was Aug. 14

“Double turds!”

Adding insult to injury, the Labor Department released figures Friday showing weekly jobless claims fell to a 49-year low. 

“Son of a crap, bastards!”

Oh gracious; what ever will those tiny, delicate flowers and adorable little liberal cream puffs do?

The Chicks on the Right have a few suggestions, and they rhyme with… Well, you can click and listen for yourself: