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Well, we’ve just taken a giant step back in the city’s bid to land the next Amazon headquarters, kids.
An Indianapolis “woman” allegedly bit and urinated on Target employees in Fishers, Indiana after she was caught attempting to take merchandise from the store.
Fishers police did not specify the nature of the items the woman was attempting to shoplift; however, we’re guessing it wasn’t the most recent printing of Stephen R. Covey’s “Seven Habits of Highly Effective Leaders.”
The woman, identified as Aimee Gross, faces preliminary charges of theft and battery.
Yes, her name is Aimee GROSS. How’s that for irony?
Sounds like Menard’s “Poo-Flinging Bandit” has some serious competition.
WIBC’s Hammer and Nigel discussed the disturbing local case of “The Rabid Tinkle Bandit” in today’s edition of “Is This Anything?” Click below to check it out!
