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Just so we’re clear, Michael Avenatti is a disgraceful scumbag of epic proportions who exploits women for political purposes.
Ah, but he also allegedly beats women! How in the world does he manage to make the time?
Porn lawyer Avenatti was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of domestic violence. The 2020 Presidential hopeful (Hey, everyone needs a dream in their heart, right?) was released on bail a few hours later and immediately called the allegations “totally valid and of complete merit.”
Sorry; misprint. Our bad. Do-over!
Avenatti was released on bail and called the allegations “completely bogus.”
It’s important to note that Avenatti is entitled to the full presumption of innocence. These are just allegations. None of us will know until after a formal trial if Avenatti is guilty or not, but this much we DO know: He’s totally guilty.
The Chicks on the Right absolutely eviscerated and pulverized Michael Avenatti Thursday morning. Seriously, kids, it was a GLORIOUS takedown. Click below and savor with delight:
