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British commentator, former “Celebrity Apprentice” winner, and annoyingly outspoken gun-control advocate Piers Morgan is openly asking President Trump to hire him as his next chief of staff in a Tuesday op-ed.

Morgan writes in the Daily Mail that he would be a good option to replace the exiting John Kelly because the “key thing is to have someone at your side that understands you, has known you a long time, likes you and commands your respect.”

Morgan then went on to list 10 reasons why Trump should choose him for the position.

Surprisingly, the Chicks on the Right think appointing Piers might have some benefits: 

Daisy:

“It’s been a crazy administration, but this might actually be a good idea. Because as we’ve said before, Trump needs a a friend, right? Because a friend is willing to have your back and stand by your side no matter what, but a friend will also tell you the truth when you need to hear it, and Trump doesn’t have that right now.”

Mock:

“Well, Trump also needs somebody who is willing to get into the muck and scrap.”

Daisy:

“Next thing you know we’re going to be hearing from Dennis Rodman.”

Did you skip your listening appointment today with Mock and Daisy? Shame on you! Your father and I are incredibly disappointed in your lack of follow through.

Now then, we’re willing to forget what happened time, but from now on you will religiously listen to WIBC, Monday through Friday from 9am-11am for more exclusive and hilarious content from The Chicks on the Right. Are we clear? Very good, but we better not need to have this conversation again, okay?