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Well, deepest apologies and condolences, fine persons of the far left persuasion; President Donald Trump has assured us that there shall be no socialist takeover of the United States government.
Need a moment to collect yourselves, lefties? Very good then.
You see, President Donald Trump – the guy who whooped Hillary’s ass in 2016 – delivered an awesome State of the Union speech Tuesday night, and according to President Trump – the fella to whom Hillary suffered the most humiliating election loss in the history of the Republic – you can take your socialist dreams of a ‘more equal and rich-punishing future’ and shove them in the very bad place.
“We stand with the Venezuelan people in their noble quest for freedom — and we condemn the brutality of the Maduro regime, whose socialist policies have turned that nation from being the wealthiest in South America into a state of abject poverty and despair,” said the guy who whooped Hillary butt.
“Here, in the United States, we are alarmed by new calls to adopt socialism in our country. America was founded on liberty and independence – not government coercion, domination, and control. We are born free, and we will stay free.”
“Tonight, we renew our resolve that America will never be a socialist country,” Trump declared.
Uh oh. Someone best get Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez some grief counseling. And as long as we’re making necessary purchases on their behalf, perhaps we should pick up a hairbrush for Bernie as well. The guy’s a millionaire; he ought not be combing his hair with a balloon.
WIBC host Tony Katz covers President Trump’s comments in today’s Popcorn Moment. Click to listen; click to share; click to spend company time listening to your favorite radio host. Your boss won’t mind; he listens too.