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Listen up, America: Hulkamania is back in effect and spreading nationwide. Please take whatever precautions are necessary to mitigate the devastating impact on your community.
Netflix is planning to produce a biopic on wrestling great Hulk Hogan, with Hollywood A-lister and top box office draw Chris Hemsworth set to star.
Hogan, who these days is best known for starring in the absolute worst sex tape in the history of smut, was the primary face of the World Wrestling Federation in the 1980s and arguably its biggest star.
The film will chronicle Hogan’s origin in 1970s Florida and his rise in the WWF, including his days of squaring off against Andre the Giant.
And now for the educational portion of today’s blog post:
A person who believes in good over evil.
Someone who says their prayers and eats their vitamins.
Defender of America.
Hulkamaniac: “Whatcha gonna do when the Hulkster runs wild on you?”
Normal Human: “Call the authorities and then seek a tetanus shot.”
Please to enjoy comments from the fabulous Chicks on the Right regarding Sir Hogan’s upcoming biopic: