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Prolific thespian and American treasure Danny DeVito is ‘Feelin’ the Bern’ and hitting the campaign trail for his beloved socialist Senator Sanders (+3 for alliteration). 

DeVito, a multi-millionaire who continues to embrace and exploit American capitalism while simultaneously supporting a presidential candidate who advocates for its destruction, made an appearance at a Bernie Sanders rally in Missouri on Sunday. DeVito told the crowd that Sanders, a misguided and dangerous hypocrite, is a ‘man who speaks the truth.’

Well, bless little Louie De Palma’s heart; he’s short AND dumb. You see, socialist Senator Sanders (+3 again) is no ‘truth teller,’ according to our friends at Politifact.

“Forty percent of the guns in this country are sold without any background checks.” – Bernie Sanders, Tuesday, February 20th, 2018

FALSE.

Donald Trump “has not apologized” for comments caught on tape by “Access Hollywood.”Bernie Sanders, Thursday, December 14th, 2017

FALSE.

“When Trump won, we had the lowest voter turnout in 20 years.” Bernie Sanders, Tuesday, April 18th, 2017

FALSE.

“When you’re white … you don’t know what it’s like to be poor.”Bernie Sanders, Monday, March 7th, 2016

FALSE & IDIOTIC.

“Almost all of the polls that have come out suggest that I am a much stronger candidate against the Republicans than is Hillary Clinton.” Bernie Sanders, Tuesday, January 26th, 2016

FALSE & MISLEADING.

The Koch Brothers are “spending more money than either the Democratic or Republican parties” in the 2016 elections.Bernie Sanders, Friday, November 6th, 2015

FALSE.

“We spend almost twice as much per capita on health care as do the people of any other country.” Bernie Sanders, Sunday, August 16th, 2015

FALSE.

“(Texas Republicans) believe in abolishing Social Security, abolishing V.A. health care.”Bernie Sanders, Wednesday, October 2nd, 2013

FALSE. (They wanted to privatize them)

“We now work the longest hours of any people around the world.” Bernie Sanders, Monday, March 14th, 2011

FALSE.

Last year, ExxonMobil made $19 billion in profit. Guess what. They paid zero in taxes. They got a $156 million refund from the IRS.” Bernie Sanders, Friday, December 10th, 2010

FALSE.

By the way, Sanders — who has railed against the top 1 percent of earners — is among the top 1 percent income bracket in the country, according to his tax filings. And get this: while socialist Senator Sanders (+3-1 for lack of originality) advocates a 70{b738c8d81c72d45da79d596f76991eeb044315dc3b27bc6668899a5a04085174} federal tax rate for top earners, his returns revealed that Senator Big Pants only paid an effective tax rate of 26{b738c8d81c72d45da79d596f76991eeb044315dc3b27bc6668899a5a04085174} in 2018 thanks to historic tax reform under the Trump administration. 

Yes, such a ‘truth teller’ is that socialist Senator Sanders (+0. It’s just annoying now).

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