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Attention all single women… or men (no judgment):
The infamous George Zimmerman of “Trevon Martin done got shot dead” fame is now on the dating app Tinder! Yes, and what a hunk of a fella he is too!
Uh-oh. Update:
Zimmerman has been booted from Tinder for using a fake name and profile.
Damn it, Zim! Can’t you follow the rules on ANYTHING?
Whoospy. Another Update:
Screengrabs obtained by alt-weekly Creative Loafing Tampa Bay show that Zimmerman was trying to snag dates by billing himself as a self-employed consultant and a graduate of Virginia’s Liberty University named Carter just looking for “carefree fun.”
“Fun!” You know, roller skating, putt-putt, gunning down an unarmed black man…
“I love the outdoors, fishing, camping and hiking,” Zimmerman said in his fake profile. “I love adventure [but] not into huge crowds. I’m also down for a quiet night with Longhorn [Steakhouse] take out.”
Likes: Guns, pretending to be a real police officer, shooting innocent teenagers.
Dislikes: Skittles.
Okay… So we made the ‘likes’ and ‘dislikes’ part up.
At any rate, The Chicks on the Right find it hilarious that bad boy Zim got booted from Tinder. Click below to hear their take.
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