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How thick and deep is the ignorance and blithering stupidity of former bartender Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?  So much so that Twitter has banned an AOC parody account for sounding too much like the real thing!

@AOCPress, labeled as a “parody,” received the boot on Monday.

The fine liberal leadership of Twitter also suspended the account’s creator, Michael Morrison, asserting that while users are free to create parody accounts, they are not permitted to use “misleading account information in order to engage in spamming, abusive, or disruptive behavior including attempts to manipulate the conversations on Twitter.”

Translation: You cannot parody and individual who is already a parody in real life. 

Simplified Translation: You can’t parody morons as it creates confusion for the user.

Bottom Line Translation: AOC is a moron.

Morrison told Human Events he believed Twitter banned the account because it had grown so much over a short period of time. “In the past month and a half alone, the account grew by roughly 50,000 followers. We’ve had tweets with over 30,000 likes on them, so I think Twitter decided it was time for it to go,” he said.

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez was not available for comment as she is reportedly attending a 12 day training seminar in order to learn how to operate her apartment’s garbage disposal.


“I suspect the real reason for the boot was that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was confused about which account belonged to her as well.”


“‘Gosh, why did I get banned? Are we sure this isn’t my account? It sure sounds like me.”

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