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In South Carolina, 2020 presidential candidate, former vice president, and connoisseur of intensely aromatic female hair, Joe Biden is quickly outpacing his fellow democrat contenders in the 2020 race for the White House.

Biden is preferred by 46 percent of likely South Carolina Democratic primary voters, up 14 points from a month ago, according to a Post and Courier-Change Research Poll released Sunday.

Pollsters noted that Biden’s post-announcement bump in South Carolina is higher than in other parts of the country, and that Biden is still an extremely creepy dude who likes to sniff ladies’ hair.

Also, this entire blog post is once again nothing more than a flimsy excuse to exploit Daisy’s Bernie Sanders impression, which is available in the Chicks on the Right segment below. Click on it right now, ‘Whore Shorts!’