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The leadership of North Korea might be terribly abusive, corrupt, violent, and evil, but even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
First, some background:
Over the weekend, former vice president Joe Biden asked a crowd of supporters at a campaign rally whether the United States is a nation that embraces “dictators and tyrants like Putin and Kim Jong Un.” The crowd roared “No!” as Biden responded: “We don’t! But Trump does.”
Editor’s note: Cheap shot, Joe. Also, have you smelled the latest 2-in-1 pine-scented shampoo from Prell?
North Korea responds:
North Korea’s state-run news agency responded this week by calling Biden “a fool of low IQ.”
“What he uttered is just sophism of an imbecile bereft of elementary quality as a human being, let alone a politician,” the news agency said, according to the AP.
The Chicks on the Right delve deeper:
“There is hope for North Korea after all; they just need to get rid of Kim Jong Un. North Korea needs some tender loving care, but they need that guy to get off’d first.”
“But how do you un-brainwash an entire nation?”
“I envision it like those videos of circus animals or lab chimps who have been caged for their entire lives and then they see grass for the first time. They’re touching it and are like, ‘What is this?’ That’s how it would be for North Koreans, they’d be seeing grass for the first time and not eating it.”
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