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Breaking News: Hillary Clinton is still pissed about not being President – at least that was the case in the immediate aftermath of her embarrassing, humiliating, and absolutely hysterical loss to Donald Trump. Since then, however, she’s had counseling, she’s on medication, and she’s learned to acknowledge her feelings and deal with her emotions in a productive and healthy manner. Also, she’s still pissed about not being President.
So what does one do when one is filled with rage, depressed, and unable to gaze upon the color orange without exploding into a profanity-laced tirade? One seizes the opportunity to vomit one’s liberal bile and miserable view of the country onto the young people of today, and get paid handsomely for one’s efforts!
Indeed, that is exactly what Hillary Clinton did this very week! Good ole’ Hills spoke before the 2019 graduating class of Hunter College Wednesday, and those in attendance universally agree: Mrs. Bill offered the most depressing commencement speech in the history of mankind.
Clinton told graduates, “We are witnessing an assault on the rule of law and the foundations of our democracy,” referring to President Donald Trump and the Mueller investigation.
Yes, the Mueller investigation is most definitely an inspiring and helpful topic of relevance for a group of college students with wildly diverse career aspirations.
Clinton further used her commencement address to blame President Trump for the rise in gun violence and hate crimes around the country saying “instead of standing up against bigotry and white supremacy this administration has too often worked to tear down hard-won civil rights.”
Hillary also bellyached about the Trump Administration’s ban on travel to the U.S. from several Muslim-majority countries and the “separation of families at the U.S.-Mexico border.”
Yes sir, our gal Hillary hit all the inspirational feel-good topics.
At one point, Clinton described the current political and social climate as reminiscent of some Americans’ support for Nazi Germany and Jewish persecution in 1939, saying “all these years later our democracy feels far from secure.”
WIBC is unable to confirm reports that half of the student body committed suicide immediately following Mrs. Clinton’s commencement address.
Hey Hillary, what’s the refund policy on your speeches? Because the folks at Hunter College would like their money back, please.
We’ll get a collections agent on that right away. In the meantime, enjoy the Chicks on the Right.