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Blessed are the batcrap, for they shall inherit the White House?

House Speaker and professional broom rider Nancy Pelosi claimed Saturday she was ‘heartbroken’ and ‘prayerful’ as House Democrats move forward with their baseless impeachment inquiry, adding that President Donald Trump’s actions left her no other choice.

Time Out: We now pause for 10 seconds as readers get their laughter and rage under control.

Here’s how the old hag put it during her appearance at the Texas Tribune Festival in Austin last weekend:

“I’m heartbroken about it. I would just have hoped that there would be something exculpatory, something that would say, ‘This is not what it seems to be,’ but that’s not where we are right now,” she added. “I think that right now there’s a cover-up of the cover-up. This really goes beyond.”

House Democrats pursued a familiar path of self-destruction and divisiveness on Friday as they subpoenaed the State Department for information related to Trump’s interactions with Ukraine, including the July 25 phone call with President Volodymyr Zelenskiy. Members of the Trump administration, however, have ignored Congressional subpoenas, which Democrats are currently battling in court.

Enjoy More Empty Rhetoric from Rep. Hag Bag:

“If his judges decide that Congress has no oversight over the president of the United States, and that the administration does not have to respond to subpoenas, the system of checks and balances is over. I have a responsibility to protect and defend the Constitution.”

Fun Facts for Thinkers & Stinkers:

President Donald Trump’s approval rating as of the latest polling from Gallup: 45{fdbcabf771828492f9ea8159017cf64899a634f8417cacba890e13c34db45301}

Congressional approval rating as of the latest polling from Gallup: 19{fdbcabf771828492f9ea8159017cf64899a634f8417cacba890e13c34db45301}.

Conclusion: Best of luck in November 2020, divisive Democrat patriots of America!

The Chicks on the Right have more on abortion-loving Pelosi’s perverse sense of justice and Judeo Christian values in the clip below.