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Trigger warning:

Steve Bannon, former chief executive of the Trump campaign, is desperately warning Americans that former Secretary of State, failed Presidential candidate, and rumored assassin Hillary Clinton could re-emerge in 2020 for another attempt at the White House. 

Yes, Cankles Clinton, famed wearer or tarps fashioned to look like house dresses, could come back with a vengeance next year. Thanks a lot, anti-vaxers! First a resurgence of smallpox and now THIS! Granola-eating A-holes, all of you!

Steve Bannon, speaking with Fox Business Network’s Trish Regan, said he thinks the Democrats are disillusioned with their current crop of candidates, and are willing to drop the frontrunners to bring in two-time loser, Pantsuit Patty for another embarrassing defeat. 

Do Democrats have no heart? No shame? No sympathy for the enormity of the humiliation old Cankles has suffered already?  

Bannon explained to Trish Regan, “They think they have a weak field and they’re — it’s like in chess. They’re prepared to sacrifice a rook to take down a king.”

He continued: “They will throw Biden away to get to Trump and hope Elizabeth [Warren] or I even think Hillary Clinton or [Michael] Bloomberg or some centrist comes in here.”

How grave is the threat of enduring another Hillary Clinton campaign for President? VERY. 

Bannon said Clinton is almost definitely running and is simply trying to find a way to “wedge herself” back into contention. Bet Cankles has to do a lot of “wedging in and out” throughout the day – especially in the shower. You know the type: ass so big the shower door keeps popping open mid-lather.

We now pause to enjoy the music of Elton John:

Hammer and Nigel weighed in on the possible return of Hillary “She with Bullhorn for Speaking Voice” Clinton on Tuesday’s show. Click below to check it out.