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1/1024th Native American Senator Elizabeth Warren has been recognized once again as one of America’s most prolific and pathological liars after a video surfaced which contradicts her claim that a school principal fired her from a teaching job after she became pregnant.

“By the end of the first year [of teaching], I was visibly pregnant, and the principal did what principals did in those days,” Sen. Warren told an audience at a town hall in Carson City, Nev. last Wednesday. “Wish me luck and hire someone else for the job.”

Golly, that’s so misogynistic and mean! Thank goodness it’s nothing but a fresh load of Warren-scented dung.

In a 2008 video posted to YouTube, Sen. Lying Liar Pants gives an ENTIRELY different reason for her firing.

“I was married at nineteen and then graduated from college [at the University of Houston] after I’d married,” Warren, then a Harvard Law School professor, says in the video.  “My first-year post-graduation, I worked – it was in a public school system but I worked with the children with disabilities. I did that for a year, and then that summer I actually didn’t have the education courses, so I was on an ’emergency certificate,’ it was called.

“I went back to graduate school and took a couple of courses in education and said, ‘I don’t think this is going to work out for me,’” Warren continues. “I was pregnant with my first baby, so I had a baby and stayed home for a couple of years, and I was really casting about, thinking, ‘What am I going to do?’”

Fun Fact: Warren has repeated her little “fantasy-enhanced” story at numerous campaign appearances throughout the summer, each time repeating the pathetic and pandering “principal did what principals did” line to explain her departure.

Wanna see the video?

The Chicks on the Right have more on Lying Lizzie’s latest load of bullcrap in the clip below.