2020 Presidential hopeful and 1/1024th Native American Elizabeth Warren had herself a real political epiphany last weekend at a campaign event: Maybe I shouldn’t have lied about that whole Native American thing-a-ma jiggy. People seem kind of pissed about it.
Of course, Sen. Pocahontas didn’t actually speak the above phrase EXACTLY as written, but she IS real mega sorry for ‘accidentally’ lying about her heritage.
Asked about the issue at a New Hampshire town hall on Dec. 6, Warren said she wanted to make it clear that she’s not a Native American.
“I grew up in Oklahoma and my three older brothers and I learned about our family the same way most people do, from our mom and our dad. My family is very important to me and that’s why, many years ago, I sometimes identify as Native American.”
Fun Fact: In 2018, Warren made a big deal of out revealing the results of a DNA test that she said proved she had less Native American heritage than most people descended from Europeans. But forget all about that, because NOW Warren says it was just an innocent error that resulted from honoring what her mommy and daddy told her when she was growing up. Sure…
Note The Stellar Reporting of ABC News in This Report:
Conclusion: Warren is so full of **** that her campaign has been forced to perform post-rally fumigations at each of her stops along the campaign trail.
Warren is a Filthy Liar Part Two: Sen. Warren then proceeded to tell the crowd in New Hampshire Dec. 6th that her (fake) Native American heritage (which is non-existent) “never had anything to do with any job that I got, or any benefit.”
“The Truth,” aka “Kryptonite to all Liberals”: Warren wrote “American Indian” on one of her job applications and was described as Harvard Law School’s “first woman of color.”
“Conclusion 2.0: Warren is so full of **** that whenever she’s greeting supporters, they don’t know whether to hand her a mint or a roll of toilet paper.
Warren has yet to apologize for that awkward video she posted to social media last year in which attempted to pander to young folk by drinking a beer.
Fun Fact 2.0: Half of America quit drinking beer after the release of the above video.
Daisy from the Chicks on the Right and Producer Rob have more on soon-to-be-former Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren in the clip below.
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