Ohio Is Insane

These do-gooders are awful people. Just leave us alone and let us drink our bourbon in peace. You're the reason we drink the bourbon to begin with.

Normally we in the Hoosier state worry about what Illinois is up to, what Michigan is up to. But now we have to worry about what the Buckeye State is up to!

Sen. Bill DeMora (D-Columbus) must have been drunk when proposing this legislation. The legislator introduced Senate Bill 320 that would require liquor stores to open the bottle and reseal it upon sale. Because it would reduce resellers demand. Huh?

The proposal is to reduce resellers demand.

Tony Katz:

These people are horrific. These do-gooders are awful people. Just leave us alone and let us drink our bourbon and peace. You’re the reason we drink the bourbon to begin with.