Ah, the joys of love. The ups and downs. The fights and the makeup sex. The fun of crushing your significant other with an 80-pound kitchen appliance.
The couple in this happy story had apparently been waiting for months and months to acquire their all-new modern-day miracle of kitchen convenience: the automatic dishwasher.
Sadly, they opted to save on delivery fees and transport their finely crafted luxury acquisition themselves.
And that, dear friends, is how this lucky fella nearly got his head squashed like a melon.
Don’t worry. The dishwasher was completely unharmed.
Hammer and Nigel have more in today’s edition of “Is This Anything?”