It was a bright and blissful day – perfect weather for an Easter Egg Roll on the White House lawn.
The children were laughing. The squirrels were merry. And the President? He was semi-conscious and somewhat aware of his surroundings.
The friendly members of the mainstream media approached the Commander-in-Chief, and Biden, without the prior written consent of his staffers, began to answer the questions of Afghan reporter Nazira Karimi.
“Naughty, naughty, Mr. President!”
What to do? We can’t have Biden unvetted questions without a script. God only ways what he could say!
White House staffers knew they had to do something – and QUICK!
This was a job for the Easter Bunny!
The most powerful man on the planet taking orders from the Easter Bunny.
Yessir. Putin is quaking in his boots.