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We at the Hammer and Nigel Show are fully committed to the safety, security, and survival of our listening audience. In fact, it’s our #1 priority. As the saying goes, “People who are dead don’t listen to your radio show.”

Dead people vote. Dead people receive stimulus checks from the government. But dead people DO not wear plaid and they don’t listen to the radio.

So here’s a Hammer and Nigel ‘Pro Tip’ for you nice fellas who are married to narcissistic sociopaths with tendencies towards violence (We get it. They’re great in bed): If your wife writes an essay entitled “How to Murder Your Husband,” that might be an indicator she intends to kill you.

Daniel Brophy knows all about this firsthand. Actually, he doesn’t know much of anything these days because he’s brain dead. The rest of his body is dead too.

Danny Boy’s now-widow, Nancy Crampton Brophy, is accused of killing him in 2006 at the Oregon Culinary Institute in Portland, Oregon as he prepped for work.

Here’s a look at ole’ Nancy Campton Brophy now:

Looks like a sweet enough gal. Probably knits.

Fun Facts About Nance: Nancy Crampton Brophy is a self-published romance writer who years before her husband’s death penned an essay titled “How to Murder Your Husband.”

Sounds like a good read. Probably an Oprah Book Club pick.

Now then, we at the Hammer and Nigel Show recognize that women are married to men who are narcissistic sociopaths with violent tendencies themselves. Therefore, we’d like to offer an additional ‘pro tip’ for the ladies: If you’re planning to kill your husband and get away with it, don’t write an essay entitled “How to Murder Your Husband” before OR after you do it.

Didn’t we learn this lesson about murdering people and writing books about murdering people years ago?

Hammer and Substitute Nigel have more solid relationship and homicide advice in the clip below.