President Joe Biden took another giant stride forward Monday in fulfilling his pledge to “bring Americans together” by referring to Fox News reporter Peter Doocy as “a stupid son of a bitch.”

 

The President made the inspiring remark following a speech about the nation’s uncontrollable rate of inflation. Biden, blissfully unaware that his mic was still on, ‘spoke his truth’ as reporters were being ushered out of the room.

The remark was included in an official White House transcript of the president’s remarks.

Biden’s predecessor, Donald Trump, was frequently chastised by the corporate press for his adversarial relationship with the media. Biden, however, was less harshly criticized due to the fact that he is probably suffering from early symptoms of dementia and is therefore not in full control of his mental and physical faculties.
*See our informative article about Biden allegedly crapping his pants in front of the Pope for more details.
Doocy later said on Fox News’ “Hannity” that Biden called him on the phone to not apologize.
“He called my cellphone and he said, ‘It’s nothing personal, pal,'” Doocy recounted.
So to summarize:
  1. Biden called Peter Doocy “a stupid son of a bitch.”
  2. Biden told Peter Doocy that it was “nothing personal” when he referred to him as “a stupid son of a bitch.”
  3. Biden probably crapped his pants in Rome.

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