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A 37-year-old man in South Dakota traveled to the fine state of Colorado recently. While there, he purchased himself a generous portion of THC butter!

Once home, this heroic lover of THC mixed with a solid emulsion of fat globules, air, and water made by churning milk or cream indulged his love for baking by whipping up a fresh pan of brownies!

Total portion of THC butter in his recipe: 1/2 pound.

Somehow or another, this strapping young lad’s 73-year-old mother came into possession of her precious dumpling’s fluffy chocolate masterpiece.

Mom must have been under the impression that her son had followed Betty Crocker’s recipe to the letter.  And thinking she was in possession of drab, boring, regular brownies, she shared them with the friendly folks at her local senior center!

911 started getting calls around 8:00 P.M. that night from multiple seniors who said they’d been poisoned.

The seniors recovered from getting fully baked, but mom’s little 37-year-old dumpling was charged with a felony. He’s facing five years in prison and a $1,000 fine if convicted.

Thank goodness mom doesn’t teach pre-school.

Hammer and Nigel will have more on this important story on today’s show.