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The friendly folks at Pfizer are preparing to unveil another vaccine for your enjoyment and pleasure: the Omicron vaccine.

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla made the ‘thrilling’ announcement that the vaccine would likely be available in March.

The company has already begun manufacturing to meet ‘demand.’

Demand: (noun) an insistent request made by federal and state governments for its citizens to get the COVID jab against their will.

Bourla adds that the aim is for the new vaccine to offer “way, way better protection particularly against infections” since the current vaccine sucks at that.

In related news, Dr. Anthony Fauci said in December of 2021 that there was ‘no need for a variant-specific booster.”

More exciting details on this scientific development are available by exposing your ears to the clip below.