Jussie Smollett, lover of weed, cocaine, and pleasuring himself in bathhouses with friends, has a potty mouth.
Smollett also has a propensity for lying about improbable scenarios in which he’s attacked by Black Trump-supporting homophobes carrying nooses at two o’clock in the morning. That’s how our hero, bathhouse regular, and pretend hate-crime victim wound up in a Chicago courtroom facing 16 felony counts.
Hey, pursuing the creative arts comes at a cost. Sometimes that cost includes legal fees, fines, and humiliation on a national scale. Smollett is coming to grips with that reality, but he’s standing strong. #NotAllHeroesWearCapes
What Smollett will NOT tolerate, however, is the use of the “N” word – even if the use of the “N” word is by him.
Here’s what happened. More specifically, here’s what happened besides Smollett faking a hate crime after enjoying some weed, cocaine, and self-pleasuring at a bathhouse in the company of friends who later kicked his a$$ at Jussie’s request for $3,500:
- The prosecutor in Smollett’s trial said the “N” word multiple times Tuesday.
- The prosecutor in this grand thespian’s trial said the “N” word multiple times Tuesday because he was reading a series of text messages written by a bathhouse enthusiast who is currently facing 16 felony counts for faking a hate crime.
- The classically-trained bathhouse enthusiast who wrote those text messages that made generous use of the “N” word is none other than Jussie Smollett.
- Smollett also likes weed, cocaine, and sweaty fondling with friends in bathhouses.
- Smollett, eager to inject some class and dignity into the court proceeding, asked the prosecutor to spell or abbreviate the “N” word so as not to offend ‘every African American in this room.’
We now pause to remind you that the text messages that made prolific use of the “N” word were written by Jussie Smollett (the bathhouse dude).
- The prosecutor is a reasonable man with a heart for bathhouse enthusiasts who fake hate crimes, so he compromised with Smollett. That compromise involved Smollett being forced to read his own “N” word-laden text messages aloud for the court.
What We’ve Learned Today:
- Racial harmony in the courtroom can be achieved when people are willing to compromise
- Jussie Smollett likes pleasuring himself in bathhouses.
https://omny.fm/shows/mock-rob/jussie-smollett-gets-angry-when-prosecutor-reads-h
