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Great news for you parents who are eager as hell to drag your screaming five-year-olds to a CVS to get the COVID jab: the Pfizer vaccine for children between the ages of 5 and 11 cleared its final hurdle on Tuesday.

CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky’s office still has to give the final “okay,” but she’s already indicated she has every intention to sign off on the plan. In fact, Walensky says the vaccine should be available for kids before the end of the week!

Share the news with your kiddos right away! Children have a natural affinity for needles and LOVE trying new things, so the Pfizer jab is sure to be your child’s must-have item for the 2021 holiday season. And unlike most of the crap your child wants from Santa this year, you’ll actually be able to get your hands on a dose.

Hammer and Nigel have more details on this exciting development in the era of modern medicine.