Police in Canada say a drug deal that went the wrong way ended in a dragging a man out of a business before riding off on his bicycle.
But by the grace of God, the clown didn’t get too far. Those big shoes make for challenging pedaling and officers were able to chase him down and make the arrest.
Machete-wielding clowns are a rising concern in modern societies. A quick search of YouTube reveals the sinister truth: these creepy-looking bastards are everywhere and they’re up to no good.
Yeah, not so funny now, is it?