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Have you ever played that drinking game “Never Have I Ever?” Well, “Never Have I Ever” urinated on the counter at a Dairy Queen establishment while ordering a delicious frozen treat.

That’s not to say I haven’t had Just Cause to do so on occasion. I can handle the occasional worker with a bad attitude, but when my M&M Blizzard gets made with Snickers by mistake? That’s when it’s time to unload multiple years of pent-up rage on some Formica countertop.

There are other perfectly acceptable reasons for exposing yourself at Dairy Queen – none more legitimate than your opposition to their mask policy. A man in Canada recently did just that!

Observe:

Note the skill with which the upstanding citizen casually removes his penis and artfully urinates on the counter with absolute precision. This is no amateur counter tinkler. This is a man who is practiced in his chosen discipline.

Let’s see him try that at a Benihana while the chef’s chopping meat.

Hammer and Nigel have more details on this thrilling incident in the clip below.

https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/is-this-anything-10