Great news! We’ve identified the root cause of the crisis at the southern border!
Sadly, Vice President Kamala Harris has failed to reach the same conclusion.
Nevertheless, the VP has been hard at work in her investigation and is finally ready to unveil her “Five-Point Plan to Tackle the Root Causes of The Border Crisis.”
‘Five-point’ plans are very popular these days:
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U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission Five-Point Plan
UFT proposes a five-point plan to help students recover from the pandemic
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So here’s Kamala Harris finely-crafted five-point plan to fix the border:
- Addressing economic insecurity and inequality.
- Combating corruption, strengthening democratic governance, and advancing the rule of law.
- Promoting respect for human rights, labor rights, and free press.
- Countering and preventing violence, extortion, and other crimes perpetrated by criminal gangs, trafficking networks, and other organized criminal organizations.
- Combating sexual, gender-based, and domestic violence.
The White House has yet to reveal how they will implement this highly ineffective plan, but we look forward to Democrats blaming Republicans for its failure in the very near future.
End of Message.
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